BZ NIDITCH  MAXIM DICTIONARY

ABORTION- A  matter scattered between mother,doctor,life, death and God.

ABSTINENCE- Has a femininity all its own.

ABUSE- A key word in today's injustice collecting.

ACTIVIST- Idealist with a long resume.

ACTOR- The dream for every girl, the nightmare for every mother's son.

ADONIS- A pain in the ass to the gods.

AESTHETE- Love the body of thought,and the human body as paradigm.

AFFAIR- Something for the indolent.

AFFAIRS- Someone has knowledge about,but no one acknowledges.

ALCOHOLIC- Co-dependent on A.A.

AMBASSADOR- A king and politician's reward.

AMERICA- While Russia was a land of nightmares,America is a land of dreams.

ANATOMY- A doctor's body language.

ANDROGYNY-What every great writer has locked in his body of work.

ANGEL- What every seeker needs and every child-like soul longs for.

ANIMAL- What every human longs for.

ANTI-CHRIST- The last incarnation of the Holy Roman Empire,

APARTMENT-See bachelor pad.

APHORISM- Contains no future for conformism.

ARISTOCRACY-What everyone of quality aspires to and is jealous of in its inequality.

ARMY- The general will,

ARRESTED- Something unexpected in every childhood.

ART- Never answers the questions and is not suppose to.

ARTIST- Drawing out of yourself.

ASPIRATION- Negates frivolity.

ASSASSIN- The ass and sin of the body politic.

ASYLUM- A place reserved for confessional poets.

ASTROLOGY- Only for superstars barred from heaven.

ATTORNEY-   A high class job for a bureaucratic bungler.

AUTHOR- What every authority should ignore.

BACHELOR- See apartment.

BACK-BITING- A religious ritual.

BACK-STABBER- Excels in politics, sex and religion.

BAG LADY- Everyone's neighbor.

BAGEL- Must be eaten while talking.

BALLET- Something  most American parents don't want their sons in.

BANDITS- All politicians.

BAPTISM- Infant immortality.

BAR- Where a gymnast puts his drunken criminal weight.

BASEBALL- A drama where every American boy with balls eventually everyone strikes out.

BATH- A ritual of secular irregular baptism.

BATON- Something we conduct or wave at.

BEACH- Where everyone pretends to be a lost mermaid or a lifeguard.

BEAR- A honey or a horror.

BEARD- Every actor's escort in a whisker.

BESTIALITY- Man's affection for animal magnetism.

BEDROOM- Where secrets are laid.

BEER- A substance which makes one permanently middle-aged.

BEGGAR- Under the czar and commissar a hungry serf and soul.

SAUL BELLOW- Alter ego for Allan Bloom.

BERTOCCI BROTHERS- Personalism personified.

BIBLE-  Truth, no libel.

BILL OF RIGHTS- Constantly redresses the wrongs of would be despots.

BIRTH- Crying out for life.

HAROLD BLOOM- Alter ego for Western civilization realization's literature and culture.

BONHOEFFER- Became a German saint.

BOOK-Something that cannot be put down.

BREAD-  Those who want to be buttered up but accept a hand-out.

BRIEFS- In America, it says i all.

BUM- Someone that no one will look behind.

BUREAUCRAT- A paper pushing social democrat.

BURIAL- Always late and unexpected.

CAMP- Where a mother fears her son will go after sixteen.

CASTRATION- Anxiety as a substitute for a prostitute.

CELAN- Understood his life in German not in Germany.

CELEBRITY- The goal of political, sexual and musical identity.

CLOSET- The case of a re positioned or repossessed case no one today wants to be found in.

CHAOS-  Vaporous in life, vacuity in death.

COMEDY- Killed by pop culture.

COMMUNISM- Began in a museum, died in a mausoleum.

COMPOTE- Desert for pleasant peasant dining.

COMPUTER- An outdated key to knowledge.

CON ARTIST- The most successful fools himself.

CONDUCT- Good behavior or savoir faire of would b saviors.

CONGRESS- Votes tax, not Pax.

CONSPIRACIES- Designed to bring us to our knees.

CONSTITUTION- For the people who sign in their name.

CREATIVITY- Lives of calculated miscalculation.

CREDENTIALS-The essential existential way to expose your identity or resume.

CORRUPT- The person next to you who interrupts you.

CROOK- Always a governmental stick.

CROSS- Cannot be hidden.

CULTURE- Sticks in one's throat.

CURSE- One does it with one's eye and mouth at the same time.

CYNIC- A hater of  truth.

DANDY- Indolent without being silent.

DECADENCE- What every current age thinks of itself.

DEMIGOD- What every politician desires and aspires to.

DEPRESSION- An expression which out of anger cannot speak its name.

DEVICE- A hidden forbidden sex toy.

DILETTANTE- One who dabbles in a tower of Babel.

DIPLOMA- Something that seemed of value and is of no use.

DISGUISE- An unwise artifice of being human.

DIVORCE- Something for nothing.

DON JUAN- Deceiver of himself a dramatist and believer for only himself.

DORM- A brothel of old norms.

DOWAGER- Propriety based on property.

DREAMS- Something everyone wants to share.

DUAL-The 19th century's passion for a fashionable honorable marked death and tragedy.

DUPE- A politician we just voted for or supported.

ENGAGEMENT- Begins by sighing and ends the same way only with estrangement.

EROS- Bears its own cross.

ESCORTS- Usually make good sports except in the courts.

EVOLUTION- Best left to to the survival of Darwinism.

EXAMINATIONS- How would be doctors succeed.

EXILE- What every poet, Jew, ex premiere and religious feel.

EXPERIENCE- Location of the witness of the doomed and the reproach of the direction of the

scammed and damned.

EXPATRIATES- Wait to become stateless.

EXPLOITATION- Has the force and face of degradation.

FANATICS- Only like other fanatics.

FASCISM- The hooliganism of the moment using the weaponry of sadism; dresses in its own

fetishism when in fashion.

FATIGUE- A student's constant complaint.

FIG LEAF- The first couple's coverlet and point of contention.

FILMS- Must have the right location,locution, direction and elocution.

FLATUS- No one speaks about after a second act.

FORTUNE- The young strive for; the lottery of the gods.

FREUDIAN- A slip of our lives.

FUTURE- What time strives for.

GAB- An idler's preoccupation.

GENDER LINE- Sex exchanges but in individual motions.

GENIUS - Wishing for a mother's offspring dream and a father's nightmare.

GRACE- Saints accept.

GRIEF GROUPS- People who live in the company of the dead.

GUILT- Something we inherit and pass on.

HABIT- Our religion.

HADES- Not a place of solace for gentlemen or ladies.

HAREM- Helots and harlots.

HOUSEWIFE- The toughest occupation no one admits to.

HOYDEN- What a milquetoast wants for his sauce.

HYPOCHONDRIA- The only disease without a cure in its pathology.

HYPOCRITE- What no politician, spouse or priest will confess to.

HYSTERIA- The lying claim against women.

ID- Something every ego toys with.

IDOLATRY- The media's try at  a pagan religion.

IMMOLATION- Where Wagner led and conducted his followers.

IMMORTALITY- Only God knows who gets it.

IMPOSSIBILITY- The life ability of a poet.

INCITEMENT- The eternal temper tantrum which causes all laws, wars of the sexes, indexes

of religion.

INDEMNITY- The identity of a slaves wages throughout the ages.

INDOLENT- An adult difficult child.

INNATE- A state of mind we cannot give up.

INNOCENCE- The only word and concept we somehow cannot remember.

INSIDER- Wanting knowledge which knocks others down.

INSINCERITY- The sin of all politics, economics, ethics, sex and religion.

INSOLUBILITY- When the only solution is chemical change.

INSPIRATION- What others think other poets have.

INSULT- Something one reserves when others feel the sting one deserves.

INTELLECTUAL- Someone who hangs up up a picture of Henry James but forgets to turn

the screw.

ITINERANT- A preacher- beggar for souls.

JACUZZI- A household requirement for a pagan ritual bath.

JADED- When the colorful lose the shade of their color.

JEALOUSY- Every lover's undercover dream and scheme.

JEWS- A history of prophets.

JEZEBEL- Idyll idol worship.

JOCK- A strapping man.

JOURNALIST- Someone who wants to be in the headlines but has to settle for deadlines.

JUSTICE- Never expect and you may be surprised.

KING- What every man wants to be.

KLEPTOMANIA- What every boss fears.

KNEEL-What secret believers do.

LANDLORD- Only God must love him.

LAUGHTER- When freedom takes over,

LOST TRIBES- A problem of exile and dislocation.

LOVE- Sex and religion account for its popularity,

LUCK- The religious say it originates with Lucifer.

LYRICISM- What every poet and lover should strive for.

MALL- Where people act like bitten animals.

MAPS- Something school children toy with and generals destroy.

MARTYR- Someone has chosen for a belief.

MEDALS-Given to those who trust but do not think; and those who cannot forget.

MELANCHOLY-Contributors to the mind, distributors to the heart.

MELODRAMA-Every  fact of life beyond the scene of the second act.

MEMORY-Something one ponders of the past existence.

MESMERISM- Television.

MILITARY- Always reliving the last war.

MILK- What every baby at every age wants.

MIRACLES- Sought be the childlike.

MONASTERY- No one to escape the masses.

MORALIST- Every teacher's dream and student's nightmare.

MOSES AND MONOTHEISM- Always under an attack.

MUSCLES-Something men are bound to.

MYTH- What no one can renounce.

NECESSITY-Something everyone complains of.

NEIGHBOR- Today we cannot know to love.

NEUROTIC- The only contributor to a society whose nerves are a variety.

NONCHALANCE- What every mother cannot stand or understand.

NOTICE- What everyone wants but no one expects or suspects.

NOTOREITY- A variety of the press found in the mud.

NYMPHOMANIACS- Always at work out of libraries.

OBSOLETE- Incompatible with life's preoccupations.

OCCULT -The religion of those who have been tried by every cult.

OFFENSIVE- Something that armies have in common with all civilians.

OFFERING- Something every consumer, preacher and rumor expects.

OPERA-Life's buffa.

OPIATE- Today's drug of mass psychology.

OPPOSITION- Begins with a supposition.

OPTIMIST. What every American is suppose to be.

ORATION-The speech of revelation that defies speculation and negation.

ORDINARY- Something no one will admit to.

PAGANISM- The plagiarism of God

PAIN- Follows when temptation wanes and elation is in vein.

PAINTERS- Iconoclast or house painter.

PAJAMAS- For those who despise or depose of their own body.

PARADISE- A paradigm for all lovers or repentant thieves.

PARIS- Only for would be lovers or poets.

PAROCHIAL- Those who refuse to move or be moved.

PHARISEE- A member of a church who dismembers or won't extend the hand of other members.

PIRATES- Those who want other goods.

POETS- Those who live by signs, gestures, words and wonders.

POLITICIANS- Those who like to speak off the cuff.

POP- American soda canned art.

PORTFOLIOS- Carried by would be somebodies.

PRANKS- Pagan exercises.

PREDESTINATION- Religious destiny of futurism.

PREPPY- Sophomore forever.

PRESS- What impresses us then depresses us.

PREVIEW- One's first draft of one's vision and revision.

PRIESTS- Confession of life and afterlife.

PRIVATION- Poverty of soul, abundance of spirit.

PROBATION- What every child expects.

PROFESSORS- Those who must constantly learn and unlearn.

PROGRESS- In the sore eyes of rationalists and a sore spot for idealists.

PROLETARIAN- The rich who want to be a working stiff.

PROMOTION- Sainthood for yuppies.

PRUNE- Someone who has given up passion fruit.

PUBLIC- Always anonymous but never autonomous.

PUBLIC EDUCATION- For bureaucrats, democrats without prospects.

PUNCH-A drunk with fisticuffs in hand.

QUEEN- Always a royal manifestation.

QUOTAS- Always unremarkable.

REALISM- What romantics are forced to turn to.

RECEPTIONIST- Have a predisposition and preoccupation for smiling.

REDEMPTION- Few take an advantage of though it is free for the asking.

RELATIVE- From whom there is no exemption.

RELIEF- The feeling when one graduates.

RELIGION- None want to take or touch up on.

REPARATION- Food stamps.

RETALIATION- Learned in every school and law school.

REVENGE- What the ballot box is for.

ROUSSEAU- Where the natural brother is already in utopia.

SATISFACTION- Our own undoing.

SELF CRITICISM- Must lead to something higher.

SHOTGUN- Always shot before marriage.

SOBRIETY- A word people will shake their last glass at.

SPORTS- For some sports or caddies.

STUDENTS- Hate to read what they're assigned.

SUICIDES- Rarely coincide with life.

SURGEONS- It's better if they don't touch you.

TECHNIQUE- Begins with pride, ends with invention.

THINK TANK- For future army brats to ponder on their computer.

TOY- Child and grandfather's play.

TREES- Children and poets swing on.

T.V. - Where everyone is a god in his or her vaudeville.

UNCTION- Even the non religious respect its function.

URBANITY-The citified have made their mark.

VALET-Everyone wants one.

VITAMINS- No one can be proven, unproven or know their value.

WIT- Cannot be conjured up or put down.

WRITER- Begins in childhood, ends up the same way.

XENOPHOBIA- Makes a reaction possible.

YESTERDAY- The day we've forgotten.

YOKE- Bondage to cholesterol.

ZOO ALL A TRY- For those who prefer the love of a dog to the love of God, woman or man.